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Will it be MAGA?

Better believe it.

LSP

By | February 28th, 2017|Shameless Self-Promotion|0 Comments

Melania Mondays!

Here we are again, bringing you, the reader, another uplifting installment of Melania Mondays! and we’re pleased to present this picture of America’s glamorous First Lady, submitted by a well known member of the intelligence community. Here she is, looking studious.
Studious Melania
What else has Melania been up to, when she’s not working hard at the desk, suing malefactors and making America great again?
Governor’s Ball Melania
Not going to the millionaire socialist, slap-on-the-back-fest Oscars, that’s for sure. Instead the popular presidential consort was hosting the Governor’s Ball in DC and looking good. All in pleasant contrast to previous First Ladies.
First Lady
Well done, Melania, keep it up!
LSP
By | February 27th, 2017|Uncategorized|1 Comment

Seems Like A Typical Witch To Me

Lena Del Rey is all about casting spells against our President, Donald Trump. That’s because she’s a witch. Witches use magic to get things, in this case, the overthrow of an elected President because he’s against high taxes, no borders and Islamic terrorism. 
Looking Good, Lynn, How’s That Pact Workin’ Out?

He’s also against globalism, too, unlike Hillary, Lynn de Rothschild and Tony Blair. The witches didn’t protest and cast spells against Lynn and her friends. Why would that be?
Witch Way, Magicke Sister?
Are their eyes wide shut? And, for what it’s worth, since when was it fascist for a country to have borders, seriously, since when?
A Typical Globalist Party
Since the billionaire satanists took over the narrative? While you ponder that, check out this email chain. What “penance” does Hillary owe LdR, apart from being a rube in the house of Luciferian wealth and power.
Out demons, out,
LSP 
By | February 27th, 2017|Uncategorized|2 Comments

Transfiguration


“Christ, like the sun, too bright to look upon, reveals his luminous power.” Austin Farrer 
Today, in St. Matthew’s Gospel, we witness the Transfiguration of Christ on Mount Tabor where, for a moment, Jesus’ divine radiance, the light that shines in the darkness, is revealed to Peter, James and John.
Peter babbles, understandably, until he’s cut short by the voice of the Father, “This is my beloved Son with whom I am well pleased. Listen to Him.” Rather than listen to my babbling, here’s a poem by Malcolm Guite:

For that one moment, ‘in and out of time’,
On that one mountain where all moments meet,
The daily veil that covers the sublime
In darkling glass fell dazzled at his feet.
There were no angels full of eyes and wings
Just living glory full of truth and grace.
The Love that dances at the heart of things
Shone out upon us from a human face
And to that light the light in us leaped up,
We felt it quicken somewhere deep within,
A sudden blaze of long-extinguished hope
Trembled and tingled through the tender skin.
Nor can this blackened sky, this darkened scar
Eclipse that glimpse of how things really are.

I like that.
God bless,
LSP
By | February 26th, 2017|Uncategorized|5 Comments

Water Is Sacred But You Are Trash

It starts off innocently enough, at least on the surface. A few hundred hippies in a field saying no to a pipeline and pretending they’re Red Indians. And why do hippies always like to imagine they’re cowboys and Indians? 
Whatever, there they are in a field in Dakota, building wigwams, making bead jewelry, chanting “water is sacred”, there’s a little dancing, some petty thieving, the usual. Then more hippies find out about the freak camp and turn up for the action.
The Indians aren’t too pleased about this, partly because the hippies are stealing all their food and also because the freaks are trashing the land with their garbage. Think 10,000 hippies, if you dare, and you’ll get the picture. Not nice and it gets worse.
Before you know it, Susan Sarandon appears. Sarandon’s 85 years old but looks younger because of hippy magic, but even magic can’t take care of the waste of thousands of hippies who have fallen on the land like a plague of filthy locusts.
Finally the plug’s pulled on the NoDAPL protest leaving 250 truckloads of trash to be removed from the site before it contaminates the local water supply, and authorities are searching for dead bodies amidst the garbage.
Moral of the story? Apart from drill, drill, drill, never, ever, let hippies onto your land. They’ll destroy it. The same goes for Susan Sarandon. For detailed analysis see here.
Your Old Pal,
LSP

By | February 25th, 2017|Uncategorized|12 Comments

Who Pays ISIS Terrorists?

So who pays the head chopping, suicide bombing ISIS savages? If you’re UK citizen and ISIS terrorist, Abu Zakariya al-Britani, real name Ronald Fiddler, that would be the UK taxpayer, who paid the terrorist £1 million.
Ronald Fiddler
Fiddler, who converted to Islam and changed his name to Jamal Udeen-al-Harith in 1994, was captured by US forces in Afghanistan in 2001 and imprisoned in Guantanamo Bay in 2002. Following lobbying by the UK’s left leaning Blair administration, Fiddler was released in 2004. He was later awarded £1 million for wrongful imprisonment.
Fiddler Cooks Off
The aptly named Fiddler, ISIS name Abu Zakariya al-Britani, then proceeded to travel to Syria in 2014 and, earlier this week, blow himself up in a suicide attack on a Syrian army outpost.
This is what the UK’s Home Secretary, David Blunkett, had to say about Fiddler and two other Guantanamo returnees on their release, “No one who is returned… will actually be a threat to the security of the British people.” 
Blair & Blunkett
It’s a good thing that Fiddler didn’t cook off in downtown Birmingham, Manchester or London, but not so good for the soldiers he killed in Syria. Here’s a thought.
All you relatives of the people al-Britani Fiddler killed and wounded, get lawyered up and sue Blair and Blunkett. After all, the blood shed by this Moslem fanatic is on their hands.
Barack Obama
According to the Gateway Pundit, of 653 persons released from Guantanamo, 196 are confirmed or suspected to have returned to terrorism. Maybe their victims should sue Barack Obama who notoriously lied that “only a handful” of detainees had returned to killing people in the name of Allah.
The New Feminism
In the meanwhile…
ISIS laughs.
LSP
By | February 25th, 2017|Uncategorized|1 Comment

Shoot The Glock

So you get up, shower, say your prayers, walk the dog and buy a coffee from the local pick ‘n steal, then you visit the sick; congratulations, you’re on task, but what next?  Get out in the field and shoot, obviously.
I chose a Glock 21 because I like it, you might favor another weapon, like a .357 Magnum and that’s fine. There’s no rule. 
Targets were simple. A steel turkey at around 50 yards, steel plates at 25 and a Gatorade bottle wherever I felt like putting it. Fine, but did I still know how to shoot? Good question.
In the end, yes, but it took about half a box of cheap Federal .45 ACP to get back in the swing of things. BOOM. Tink. Down goes the turkey and BOOM, take that, Gatorade bottle as you fly through the air. The steel plates met their match too, once I’d warmed up. Boom, tink, swing.
Satisfying and, for me at least, exciting. There’s something about the explosive power of a handgun that gets the adrenaline up, big fun. Still, if you plan on hitting your target you’d better practice. I reminded myself of that today.
Of course all this is banned in England, but not to worry, Brits. Nanny State will protect you.
Gun rights,
LSP
By | February 24th, 2017|Uncategorized|8 Comments

Maybe Magic Will Stop Trump

Hillary couldn’t stop him, the lying, corrupt, elitist media couldn’t stop him, all the expert pundits from around the world couldn’t stop him, so now it’s time for the left to to try something new. Who knows, maybe magic will stop Donald Trump!
With that in mind, optimistic witches and wizards from across America are set to perform a magic “binding spell” on the President tomorrow, February 24, at Midnight. Here’s an excerpt from the magic ritual:
(Light white candle)
Hear me, oh spirits
Of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air
Heavenly hosts
Demons of the infernal realms
And spirits of the ancestors
(Light inscribed orange candle stub)
I call upon you
To bind
Donald J. Trump
So that he may fail utterly
That he may do no harm
To any human soul
Nor any tree
Animal
Rock
Stream
or Sea
Pretty neat, eh? That’ll get Trump, just the way the hippies managed to levitate the Pentagon with their magic powers. Leaving aside the mawkish, eerie similarity of the “ritual” to an Episcopalian “liturgy”, we have to ask, have the Democrats become the party of Satan?
Look at the evidence. They vigorously support Planned Parenthood which sells baby parts, think Moloch, they’re trans, think Baphomet, they hate traditional Christianity and go into paroxysms of rage at the Lord’s Prayer, think The Exorcist. But that’s not all.
Their spectacularly failed healthcare plan was used to attack nuns, they persecute Christian businesses, they love Islam, Christianity’s ancient enemy, they hate Christian marriage, and on and on. 
For goodness sake, Hillary’s Campaign Chairman, John Podesta, is a spirit cooking ritual occultist. Their defence? So what. And now, following their epic political fail they’re rallying their spiritual side, the nation’s witches.
Good luck, Demoncrats, and remember, Satan has a way of devouring his own.
Out, Demons, out.
LSP
By | February 24th, 2017|Uncategorized|15 Comments

On The Road

I drove to a suburb of Fort Worth this morning. It took one and a half hours to get there, the worst of which was through the metrosprawl. Someone hasn’t told the DFW civic planners that highways running through, across and over a town doesn’t make for a pleasant urban environment. Visit Venice and see its famous 6 lane highway bisecting St. Mark’s Square! said no tourist brochure ever.
Seriously, after a good few thousand years of Western civilization, you’d think we could do better than turn our cities into roads. Like, what’s best to live in, a city or a road? Let’s think about that; road, city, city, road, hmmmm… road? 
Road trip over, I ended up at the cathedral, which is a good church, and went to a meeting. A bishop who I like very much was there and had a parrot on his shoulder. It’s an aggressive beast and attacks people who try to pet it.
At the end of the meeting I drove back home through the ‘sprawl to the countryside. Blue Exertion was there, taking it easy in the sun and I don’t blame him. 
Later on today I’ll drive to another church and, by the end of it all, feel like a travelling salesman. But hey, all in a good cause.
If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill it.
LSP
By | February 23rd, 2017|Uncategorized|12 Comments