Los Angeles, California, is well known for space alien infiltration, and it seems its TEC diocese is no exception. Diocesan leader, bishop figure “Jon” Bruno, has been described by one expert, AS Haley, as having a “forked” tongue.

Via Anglican Ink — “A prime example is the Diocese of Los Angeles, led by the litigious J. Jon Bruno — he of the forkèd tongue. For nine years he waged war in the California courts against four dissident congregations to prevent them from keeping title to their own parish properties. 
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“Using the notorious Dennis Canon, he was singularly successful in having California courts impose an irrevocable trust on the local parishes’ real estate, so that when they voted to withdraw from the diocese, they necessarily forfeited all rights to their property.

“But his victories came at a tremendous cost: the Diocese had spent more than eight million dollars as of last year, and was still incurring more costs…”

Is “Jon” Bruno a human being? Or a shape-shifting reptilian, from another galaxy or dimension? Is “Jon,” even the bishop figure’s real name? We doubt it.

And remember this, Episcopal Diocese of Los Angeles. In space, no one can hear you scream.

Your Friend,

LSP