“So what do you do, when you go to the big city, so-called ‘LSP’?” I hear you asking, with an edge in your voice. Good question, and I’ll tell you.
These days, I mostly put up Christmas lights. That means clambering about on the porch roof to get the wreath in position.
Ground level is easier. Just put the lights on the hedge. Simple, and I think they look good. But that’s just me.
Have fun getting your place ready for Christmas.