Get your New Year off to a good start by investing in some Leaders Number One, Inspired By Vladimir Putin.
It only costs 6,000 roubles and smells like blackcurrant and pine cones, evoking the warmth of a forest floor.
No one has dedicated a fragrance to US President, Barack Obama, which is doubtless a very good thing indeed. But if they had, what would it smell like?
Readers, over to you.
LSP