In a shocking head-to-head breakneck race, TV superstar body celebrity, Megyn Kelly, has won the Iowa caucus by a few slim percentage points.
Kelly won 28% of the vote as opposed to also-ran, Trump, who got a losing 25%. Trump told the world that he’s “honored” to come in as the Loser, in second place to Megyn.
America waits with bated breath as the GOP candidates psych up for New Hampshire. Will Megyn “The Body” Kelly win, or will someone else? 
Let the ballots decide!