Millionaire socialist celebrity, Leonardo DiCaprio, lectured the world last night about the dangers of Global Warming, after finally winning an Oscar.
“Climate change is real. It is happening right now,” said the star of the Revenant, “It is the most urgent threat affecting our species. We need to work together and stop procrastinating.”
DiCaprio has a personal interest in Climate Change, after the weather forced polar bears off of melting ice caps and onto the Revenant movie set, where they turned brown and “took” the rich Hollywood movie star.
Shocked audiences watched in horror as the rich young socialist was taken by a bear, all because of anthropocentric global warming brought on by out of control CO2 emissions from DiCaprio’s private jet.
Leonardo, you were great in the Wolf of Wall Street and the midget scene was pretty neat, but you are still a millionaire socialist buffoon.
Just another soldier in the war, the War on Weather.