Everyone wants to stay at the Four Seasons because it has Sweepstakes, Internet and Fun Time. “What’s the ‘Fun Time’?” I asked the old rocker behind the counter of the next door gas station. I was curious, “Would that be Internet or Sweepstakes?” 
He pondered this for a moment, “Well, they can go in there and get on the internet, which can be kind of fun. Then they can gamble.” Maybe I didn’t look too convinced at the prospect and the truth came out, “And there’s a bar.” That would account for it, mystery solved. 
We talked for a bit about England and its pubs, which I miss, and he asked what had gone wrong with the country and how soon it’d turn Muslim. “How’d that happen?” he asked, pushing back his hair. 
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“Good question,” I replied, “They went lib, shariasymp lib. ISIS laughs.” My new friend agreed, he had no time for commies, libs or the Jihad of Peace, but he did like Churchill.
So stay at the Four Seasons and visit the gas station. You’ll find it on Hwy 22, heading west to Lake Whitney.
God bless,