The political analogue to Martha Stewart, only way more wicked, is popularly known as The Old Boot. Rumors abound that the FBI’s looking for an indictment and that too big to jail isn’t going to cut it this time.
A Flying Monkey
It’s possible that The Old Boot will be brought before justice around Easter, maybe before, like on Good Friday. That would be especially appropriate.
A Typical Pair of Tasseled Loafers
In the meanwhile, inside-the-beltway gravy-trainers are looking down the barrel of “you’re fired.”
I like both of the above scenarios.
LSP