American politics is weird and getting weirder, as Gold Trump lines up for an epic face-off against Green Hillary. That’s right, green. Some are calling it a color revolution.
Look closely at this photo of Hillary from the Super Tuesday primaries.
Clearly Visible Green Glow
Hillary emanates an otherworldly green aura that’s clearly visible to the unaided eye. Where does it come from; is this the green light of murderous ambition and a decades old lust for power, or is there a physical explanation?
Like uranium, or the light that spills off of the Emerald City, suffusing the denizens of Oz with its viridescent glow.
Perhaps we should ask the monkeys. Or would that be the FBI?
Your Pal,