Russian strongman, former KGB Colonel Vladimir Putin, loves animals. Dogs, horses, baby chicks, big cats, dolphins, whatever, he loves them and they love him. 
Putin also loves the Church and is a great statesman. He’s made Russia great again.
Then there’s US President, Barack Obama, who hasn’t made America great again. He loves animals, too, and one special animal in particular. Which one would that be?
But what about Hillary, does she have an animal? Some say she does.
Perhaps she’ll be indicted. Will her animals save her?
Your Friend,
LSP