A Wisconsin man claims to have seen the Church of England snooping around his house in Monona, Dale County.
The anonymous Wisconsinite saw the Church from a reflection in his window. “It was in the reflection of the room,” he said, “while my back was turned. It apparently sneaked from hiding to staircase. My father was asleep in a different room.”
By the time the man turned around the Church had gone, leaving “no trace.” However, the Monona resident was able to describe the small denomination as being 4′ tall, balding, with a small mouth and large alien-like eyes. The humanoid entity was reportedly wearing a “blue one-piece with no belt.”
However, some experts disagree. “I’ve seen the drawing and it’s clearly not the Church of England,” stated one pundit, “It looks a lot more like the Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby. You can tell by its glasses, head and grey-like features. He might have been sneaking about for money or food.”
Why the Church of England or its leader, Archbishop Welby, have been sneaking through houses in Wisconsin remains unknown.
Monona, Wisconsin, has a population of 8,000.