Star gazing boffins at NASA believe they may have unlocked the mystery of the Anglican Church of Canada’s (ACoC) missing theology, on Mars!
Hi-resolution images from NASA’s Reconaissance Orbiter show the missing theology in a depressed area of the barren Red Planet, possibly the impact site of a meteor or asteroid. Resembling Morse Code, ACoC’s theology consists of a series of dots and dashes which have been decoded by planetary scientist, Veronica Bray, to read:
|Decoding The Theology|
NEE NED ZB 6TNN DEIBEDH SIEFI EBEEE SSIEI
ESEE SEEE !!
Others aren’t convinced. “It’s not really theology,” stated one Xenologist, “It’s more like a random series of dunes created by the swirling wind of ACoC’s General Synod.”
Has the Anglican Church of Canada’s theology finally been found and if so, what does it say? Or is the so-called “theology” nothing more than sand, blown by the fierce Martian wind?