Star gazing boffins at NASA believe they may have unlocked the mystery of the Anglican Church of Canada’s (ACoC) missing theology, on Mars!
Mars
Hi-resolution images from NASA’s Reconaissance Orbiter show the missing theology in a depressed area of the barren Red Planet, possibly the impact site of a meteor or asteroid. Resembling Morse Code, ACoC’s theology consists of a series of dots and dashes which have been decoded by planetary scientist, Veronica Bray, to read:
Decoding The Theology
NEE NED ZB 6TNN DEIBEDH SIEFI EBEEE SSIEI 
ESEE SEEE !!
Others aren’t convinced. “It’s not really theology,” stated one Xenologist, “It’s more like a random series of dunes created by the swirling wind of ACoC’s General Synod.”
Off-World
Has the Anglican Church of Canada’s theology finally been found and if so, what does it say? Or is the so-called “theology” nothing more than sand, blown by the fierce Martian wind?
Ad Astra,
LSP