Clay Golem

Popular body positive TV star, Lena Dunham, has launched a controversial lingerie line for women bishops.
Womyn Bishop
Labelled “Lonely,” Dunham describes the racy underwear as a “love letter to yourself” and refused to have images of herself promoting the lingerie in Brooklyn photoshopped, so that womyn bishops would feel empowered about their bodies.
At Last!
But will cash-strapped prelates be able to afford Dunham’s upscale boudoir wear? Not to worry, Lonely retails at a price even penny pinching Church of England bishops can afford, $60.
Justsin Welby
Lena Dunham is a wealthy celebrity socialist with an estimated net worth of $12 million. When asked whether Lambeth Palace endorsed Lonely, Old Etonian, Justsin Welby, declined to comment.
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LSP