The Anglican Church of Canada
Stargazing boffins have spotted a mystery world which may be home to the long-lost Anglican Church of Canada (ACoC).
Star Map
Astronomers at the European Southern Observatory discovered a world orbiting our closest star, Alpha Centauri, that’s only four light years away. Because the mysterious planet inhabits the “goldilocks zone,” allowing it to have liquid water, the planet may host life, and ACoC.
In Space No One Can Hear You Scream
Eager scientists are trying to find a way to send a gigantic robot probe to the planet to see if it’s home to alien life forms. However, although close in astronomical terms, it would take 76,000 years to reach using present day spacefaring technology.
According to Nick Pope, a UK based UFO expert, the discovery is “game-changing.”
Space Aliens
“This game-changing discovery may help us answer the question of whether or not the Anglican Church of Canada is in this universe,” he stated, “Many people believe there are aliens out there and now it’s possible they’re our galactic next door neighbours.”
The Church of England
The Anglican Church of Canada left earth orbit several decades ago and has yet to be found. Whether the tiny denomination will be discovered circling our nearest star is uncertain because of the distances involved.
Artist’s Impression of a Light Sail Starship 
When asked if it was building a “light sail” to reach the far-off planet and make contact with the diminutive ACoC, Lambeth Palace declined to comment.
Ad Astra,
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