Yes, Texas in August, where the temperatures rarely raise above the mid 80s and it rains constantly. Not what you expected, eh? No, and neither did we. What does this mean?
Well, obviously, that everyone’s wet. Not politically, don’t worry, no one’s turning into a progleft shill for the New World Order! On the contrary, here on the compounds we’re standing tall against all of that. But we do so in the deluge and some say this signifies a victory in the War on Weather, because it’s colder.
Wrong. It’s a defeat. Climate logic says that the warmer it is the colder it gets, and it’s colder here than it should be, so we’re obviously making the climate warmer. Settled science. Texans obviously need to pay more climate taxes, then they’ll be warmer and richer.
She’s no Hater, She’s the Attorney General
In similar news, Dallas has said no to Obama’s transgenderist school bathroom policy. This means that boys who think they’re girls can’t use girls bathrooms and vice versa. Does oppression know no bounds?
In the wake of the flood,