Following recent bursts of uncontrollable coughing
, it’s become apparent that presidential hopeful, Hillary Clinton, is sick, very sick. Alex Christoforou, writing for TheDuran
, suggests that Hillary’s cough is psychosomatic, the result of brazen, pathological lying. Christoforou proposes a radical four point cure:
Hillary’s cough will go away for good when she does these four things:
1. Admits that the Russian hacking story was a made up thing, created by her marketing team to divert attention away from her cheating during the Democratic primaries
2. Admits that Vladimir Putin is a democratically elected statesman, and one of the few leaders trying to enforce international law and geo-political stability
3. Admits that the Clinton Foundation is a pay-to-play slush fund that took in billions in exchange for political favors
4. Admits that she murdered Gaddafi, destroyed Libya, funded ISIS terrorists, invaded Syria with jihadist radicals, and instigated a coup in Honduras.
Others believe that Hillary’s cough is evidence of a revenge spell, cast by Bill Clinton’s spurned mistresses, or a sign that the Devil is discarding her like a used and broken toy. Members of the scientific intelligence community have even proposed that Russian operatives have found a way to hack into the Hillbot’s circuitry, causing its body to malfunction.
Hillary’s cough – caused by lying, dark magic, a failing pact with Satan, or a hi-tech Russian hack?
You, the reader, be the judge.