In a bold attempt to dispel their image as sinister psychotic clowns, Episcopal bishops have organised a protest march in Tucson, Arizona, scheduled for next week.
Psychotic
“This is a peaceful way to show bishops are not psycho killers,” said a flyer advertising the event. “We want the public to feel safe, and not be afraid. So come out, bring the family, meet a bishop and get a hug!”
Sinister
More than 100 bishops are expected to show up in the so-called first ever “Bishops Lives Matter” protest.
Some Goof-Off Clown
The number of Roman Catholic ecumenical visitors is currently unknown.
Be safe,
LSP