Vote For The Dog! No! Not Hillary “Wild Dog” Clinton, I’m talking about another candidate altogether. Blue Ballot Box the Unbribable. He’s running on a popular “steaks for all” platform. I like that. God bless, LSP Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window) By LSP| 2017-02-27T20:10:21+00:00 October 24th, 2016|Uncategorized|21 Comments Share This Story, Choose Your Platform! FacebookTwitterLinkedinRedditTumblrGoogle+PinterestVkEmail About the Author: LSP Related Posts Permalink Gallery Melania Mondays! Permalink Gallery Who’s Killing Russians? Permalink Gallery Seems Like A Typical Witch To Me Permalink Gallery Transfiguration Permalink Gallery Water Is Sacred But You Are Trash 21 Comments LL October 24, 2016 at 4:55 pm - Reply He also likes fried chicken, if you'll recall. Blue Untouchable can be bought for the price of a slice of ham – but it proves that he's not an Islamic dog…unlike Barack. GruntOfMonteCristo October 24, 2016 at 5:41 pm - Reply The Blue Dog would recognize the insidious evil in the Lying Witch(TM) faster than a 1 lb bluegill sucks in a plump, compost pile-fattened nightcrawler set at 15 feet on the bobber on a Texas lake. LSP October 25, 2016 at 12:29 am - Reply Grunt, good call, well made. Adrienne October 24, 2016 at 6:26 pm - Reply Blue Buckshot has my vote! Remember back when he wandered in and you were all like, "No way is he staying, nope, no, nada, not happening, never." Now you're his campaign manager. Funny how things work. LSP October 25, 2016 at 12:32 am - Reply I remember, Adrienne! He's very persuasive… LL October 24, 2016 at 8:33 pm - Reply I know Adrienne – it's turned into a 'son of Sam' thing now that Blue is calling the shots there at the compound. I was visiting the compound and dreamed that I was paralyzed. I woke up and couldn't move my legs. Then I looked down and Blue Phantom broke into my room and was asleep on my legs. Did he brainwash me in my sleep? I don't know about that but I do know that he'd make a fine dictator for America… Theodore October 25, 2016 at 12:08 am - Reply He's got my vote. Holly October 25, 2016 at 6:49 pm - Reply Me too! LSP October 25, 2016 at 12:29 am - Reply LL, some say that Blue Unimpeachable can be bribed with a ham sandwich, or even a fried cherry pie. That still makes him a whole lot more honest than Barak or Hillzebub. Mattexian October 25, 2016 at 2:57 am - Reply Crispy bacon, and pickup rides for everyone! Fredd October 25, 2016 at 4:31 pm - Reply "Steaks for all,' huh? Pretty catchy. If that dog can deliver a thick, juicy 16 oz. Porterhouse steak, medium rare, hot and sizzling to my dinner plate, he's got my vote. Yes, I can be bought. LL October 26, 2016 at 2:19 am - Reply He did wolf down your fried cherry pie like a Democrat taking a bribe. Suspicious. Infidel de Manahatta October 26, 2016 at 6:10 pm - Reply Where does your candidate stand on the all-import issue of cats? Is he prepared to be tolerant of cats and embrace the values that made this country great or is he an anti-cat racist? Brig October 28, 2016 at 12:21 am - Reply Blue Leader 1 has the vote of the cattle and pork industries, and that's good enough for me… Euripides October 28, 2016 at 3:15 am - Reply Blue POTUS would make a much better president than the cranky old lady from Chicago. LSP October 28, 2016 at 6:11 pm - Reply It's a popular platform, Mattexian! LSP October 28, 2016 at 6:12 pm - Reply Fredd and Holly, I didn't hesitate to become his campaign manager. Steaks, please. LSP October 28, 2016 at 6:13 pm - Reply You know, LL, that's a really good point. Blue Traitor… LSP October 28, 2016 at 6:14 pm - Reply Infidel, he may have made some unguarded comments in the past but that was a long time ago and anyway, he didn't make them. Because HE CAN'T SPEAK. LSP October 28, 2016 at 6:15 pm - Reply Brighid, we value your endorsement. Highly! LSP October 28, 2016 at 6:15 pm - Reply Euripides, I think he'd just make a lot more sense. Leave A Comment Cancel reply Comment Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.