Bill Gates, the richest man that has ever been and the co-founder of Microsoft, has hit on a novel way to reverse the declining fortunes of the once great Church of England. Tax the robots.
The Church of England is currently plagued by automatons who robotically repeat the slogans of popular culture, leading to shrinking membership and deficit budgets.
The Mind of Synod
“The robots are killing us,” stated one General Synod insider, “They won’t shut up until the entire Church is gay married, or trans, or both. So normal people don’t come anymore and giving is right down. With the Gates plan maybe we can turn the robots into profit centers.”
The First Law of Robotics
Robots in the Church of England’s General Synod recently decided that marriage wasn’t confined to men and women. However, the shrinking denomination stopped short of affirming artificial intelligence marriage equality (AIME).
DAARPA
Rumors that the Archbishop of Canterbury, Justsin Welby, is a DAARPA manufactured AI are currently unconfirmed.
God bless,
LSP